A quirky look at a premiership football academy from the bestselling author of }Bumface{. Morris Gleitzman introduces a marauding fluffly mascot, a wise-as-an-owl landlady and a WAG called Terrine in this story of how one boy helps a stressed-out top footballer find the fun in a kickabout again. Ages: 7+ Introduces us to a marauding fluffy mascot, a wise-as-an-owl landlady and a WAG called Terrine, in an irresistible story of how one boy helps stressed-out top footballers find the fun in a kickabout again, with help from his fearsome agent (and little sister), Bridie.