Fast Real Estate Facts $ If your husband buys a restaurant, you will be a waitress $ Don't make a tenant mad who lives near you $ Buy from mad people $ Today's rip off is tomorrow's good deal $ Buy a jail Hundreds of Principles for Real Estate Success $ One good investment is worth a lifetime of toil $ Buy eroding oceanfront before the bulkhead is built $ Marry a woman with a house $ Sell in one day $ Buy from rich people because they don't need the money $ Be the only bidder $ This is your father's real estate book $ Watch your builder $ Pay your appraiser's bill because he might be elected tax assessor $ Trade your car for a lot $ Don't buy a security system the day after the break in $ Negotiate with a heart $ Don't make the seller mad $ Trade your lot for debt relief $ Buy on the water $ Buy mismanaged rental houses $ Rental property is a great retirement supplement $ Buy only when you get a good price on good terms $ Buy a mobile home $ Go to open houses $ Buy next to something important $ Get a will $ Make a lake $ Buy a subdivision $ Buy a VA repossession $ Rent from a friend to get your foot in the door