You've heard of a fairy.
You've heard of an elf.
You've heard of a dwarf,
but not of one such as myself.
I'm small and magical.
And I am a frit.
My only magic
is to make you forget
Your keys, your cell phone,
your book bag too.
I know this causes problems
but I have problems just like you.
I can't get back into the Magic Forest
(the home of all magic kind).
They won't let us back in,
So here is what we must find.
A way to regain our status
as the most ancient magical creatures of all
And as you hear our story,
you will have a ball.
You don't want to miss a leprechaun
or being chased by evil gnomes.
You'll want to hear all about it,
how we sneak back into our rightful homes.
So make sure you turn to the
Public Access Channel at 7:59.
You'll hear Amry report it all
line by horrible line.
