Get a job. Get married. Buy a house. Cut off your hands and replace them with gardening tools. Dig a hole. Can you hear the worms calling? Keep digging.
"Danger Slater is fearless and should be ashamed of himself. Thank God he's not." -JOSH MALERMAN, author of Bird Box
"If Richard Brautigan and William S. Burroughs had a baby it would be Danger Slater" -THE HORROR REVIEW
"Bizarro horror at its best." -SPLATTERPUNK ZINE
